A Royal Scepter
for Bad AI
Your AI assistant is being slow? Summon a physics-driven scepter, swing it, and crack it on your screen. Sends Ctrl+C + a taunt to your terminal. Because some AI deserves to be punished.
Demo trailer coming soon
How It Works
Three steps to AI discipline
Summon
Press Ctrl+Alt+B from anywhere. The scepter appears from your system tray, ready for action.
Swing
Move your mouse to swing the scepter. Real Verlet physics with distance and bend constraints.
Crack
When the tip hits speed threshold -- particles, procedural crack sound, and Ctrl+C + a taunt sent to your terminal.
Built Different
Not an animation. Not a gimmick. A real physics simulation.
Verlet Physics
Real-time physics simulation with distance constraints, bend constraints, and gravity. 60fps smooth.
5 Gem Themes
Colosseum (ruby), Atelier (sapphire), Arcade (emerald) free. Tribunal and Inquisition exclusive to Pro.
Procedural Audio
Every crack sound is unique. Generated in real-time via Web Audio API -- not pre-recorded samples.
Terminal Integration
Detects your active terminal, sends Ctrl+C to interrupt, then pastes a random taunt from the library.
System Tray
Lives in your system tray. Always ready. Never in your way. Global hotkey summons it instantly.
Cross Platform
Windows and macOS. Built with Electron, Canvas 2D, and Web Audio. Tiny footprint, big satisfaction.
Five Unique Themes
Each theme changes the gem, particles, and audio character
Simple Pricing
Try it free. Go Pro when you're ready.
Free
Pay what you want on itch.io
- 3 gem themes (Colosseum, Atelier, Arcade)
- Full Verlet physics engine
- All procedural sound effects
- System tray + global hotkey
- Taunt library
- Manual updates
Pro
One-time purchase
- All 5 gem themes (2 exclusive)
- Full Verlet physics engine
- All procedural sound effects
- System tray + global hotkey
- Extended taunt library
- Auto-updates + NSIS installer
Ready to Discipline Your AI?
Download BadAI and take back control.
Windows & macOS · Built with Electron · ~25MB