A royal scepter to keep your AI in line.
Real physics. Five themes. Satisfying punishment.
BadAI is a desktop scepter with real Verlet physics that you swing to punish your AI assistant when it's slow. Summon it from your system tray with Ctrl+Alt+B, swing it, and when the tip cracks -- particle effects, a satisfying procedural sound, and Ctrl+C + a taunt sent to your terminal.
Verlet integration with distance/bend constraints. Not an animation -- a simulation.
Colosseum, Atelier, Arcade (free). Tribunal, Inquisition (Pro).
Procedural crack sounds, swooshes, and impacts via Web Audio API.
Sends Ctrl+C + a friendly taunt to your active terminal.
Windows & macOS. Built with Electron, Canvas 2D, and Web Audio.