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Real Physics. Real Satisfaction.

A Royal Scepter
for Bad AI

Your AI assistant is being slow? Summon a physics-driven scepter, swing it, and crack it on your screen. Sends Ctrl+C + a taunt to your terminal. Because some AI deserves to be punished.

Download FreeWatch Demo
5
Gem Themes
60fps
Physics
0ms
Input Lag

Demo trailer coming soon

How It Works

Three steps to AI discipline

01

Summon

Press Ctrl+Alt+B from anywhere. The scepter appears from your system tray, ready for action.

02

Swing

Move your mouse to swing the scepter. Real Verlet physics with distance and bend constraints.

03

Crack

When the tip hits speed threshold -- particles, procedural crack sound, and Ctrl+C + a taunt sent to your terminal.

Built Different

Not an animation. Not a gimmick. A real physics simulation.

Verlet Physics

Real-time physics simulation with distance constraints, bend constraints, and gravity. 60fps smooth.

5 Gem Themes

Colosseum (ruby), Atelier (sapphire), Arcade (emerald) free. Tribunal and Inquisition exclusive to Pro.

Procedural Audio

Every crack sound is unique. Generated in real-time via Web Audio API -- not pre-recorded samples.

Terminal Integration

Detects your active terminal, sends Ctrl+C to interrupt, then pastes a random taunt from the library.

System Tray

Lives in your system tray. Always ready. Never in your way. Global hotkey summons it instantly.

Cross Platform

Windows and macOS. Built with Electron, Canvas 2D, and Web Audio. Tiny footprint, big satisfaction.

Five Unique Themes

Each theme changes the gem, particles, and audio character

Colosseum
Ruby
Atelier
Sapphire
Arcade
Emerald
Tribunal
Amethyst
PRO
Inquisition
Topaz
PRO

Simple Pricing

Try it free. Go Pro when you're ready.

Free

$0

Pay what you want on itch.io

  • 3 gem themes (Colosseum, Atelier, Arcade)
  • Full Verlet physics engine
  • All procedural sound effects
  • System tray + global hotkey
  • Taunt library
  • Manual updates
Download Free
RECOMMENDED

Pro

$7

One-time purchase

  • All 5 gem themes (2 exclusive)
  • Full Verlet physics engine
  • All procedural sound effects
  • System tray + global hotkey
  • Extended taunt library
  • Auto-updates + NSIS installer
Get Pro - $7

Ready to Discipline Your AI?

Download BadAI and take back control.

Free on itch.ioPro on Gumroad - $7

Windows & macOS · Built with Electron · ~25MB

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