Your AI assistant is being slow? Summon a physics-driven scepter, swing it, and crack it on your screen. Sends Ctrl+C + a taunt to your terminal. Because some AI deserves to be punished.
Demo trailer coming soon
Three steps to AI discipline
Press Ctrl+Alt+B from anywhere. The scepter appears from your system tray, ready for action.
Move your mouse to swing the scepter. Real Verlet physics with distance and bend constraints.
When the tip hits speed threshold -- particles, procedural crack sound, and Ctrl+C + a taunt sent to your terminal.
Not an animation. Not a gimmick. A real physics simulation.
Real-time physics simulation with distance constraints, bend constraints, and gravity. 60fps smooth.
Colosseum (ruby), Atelier (sapphire), Arcade (emerald) free. Tribunal and Inquisition exclusive to Pro.
Every crack sound is unique. Generated in real-time via Web Audio API -- not pre-recorded samples.
Detects your active terminal, sends Ctrl+C to interrupt, then pastes a random taunt from the library.
Lives in your system tray. Always ready. Never in your way. Global hotkey summons it instantly.
Windows and macOS. Built with Electron, Canvas 2D, and Web Audio. Tiny footprint, big satisfaction.
Each theme changes the gem, particles, and audio character
Try it free. Go Pro when you're ready.
Pay what you want on itch.io
One-time purchase
Download BadAI and take back control.
Windows & macOS · Built with Electron · ~25MB